Thursday, 19 September 2013
They Do It Just To Annoy Me....
These little things should not annoy me, but they do. Greatly.
We shouldn't stereotype people, but since I am already irritated and it is only 9am, I think that I will indulge myself a little.
Germans in lifts. Fat Germans, to be precise.
If you are a fat bastard, and the lift doors open, and nobody wants to get in, and you do not want to get out, its a pretty safe bet that somebody else in the lift wants to get out, so don't stand there with your back to everybody ignorantly blocking the doors. This happens all the time. Always Germans.
Here is another German trait. Stand outside the lift chatting away to your komrad, then when the lift doors start to close, put your hand/leg/clipboard between the doors to keep them open. Ignore the glares of the 6 people who are actually inside the lift and who might want to get to f***ing work at some point. Then repeat this 2 or 3 times before walking away without even getting in the lift at all.
Glad I got that off my chest!